A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist", the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight. You don't have any milk."
"I know", she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came".
____________________________________________________________ T'as capite? J'SUIS TA MEUFFF!!!
I know, this joke is very old, but maybe one or two of you don´t still know it. Well: 2 pancakes are being baked in an oven (where else?!^^). They´re almost ready. The 1st one says: "Oh my god! It´s so hot!" The 2nd one says: "Oh my god! A talking pancake!"
_________________________________________________ Jahalloerstmal, Yo no sé, si vosotros lo ya sabéis, pero yo espantoso amo bananas con manteca de maní.
Das war, wie sie es vielleicht bemerkt haben dürften, Spanisch^^. Falls sie es nicht verstanden haben sollten, denken sie einfach daran, dass ich liebend gern Bananen mit Erdnussbutter esse und - naja, lassen wir das. Erschließen sie sich die Übersetzung einfach logisch^^.